All Coked out

 Anyone hear about the outrage over the Coke Superbowl commercial.  Didn't think so.  Anyway the Native Americans were outraged they had a commercial with a plethora of diversity.  How dare they show Latinos, blacks, Muslims, Jews, even a gay couple holding hands.  what heathens!  Don't even get us started on the cowboys.  And to have 'our' song translated into languages that are not 'native' to us.  This is unacceptable.  This land was hand crafted for us by Tabaldak.  Who is this god they keep referring to.  And their skin color, and dress, and dance.  WTF!  What is this land coming to.  Everything is changing so fast and we don't know what to do.  Time to stock up on bow and arrows and face paint.  Can't trust these folks not to break into my tent at night.  And don't they know they're taking all our work from us.  I haven't carved a totem in 8 months.  Let us unite and declare a boycott on this all natural - mostly high fructose corn syrup - beverage.